Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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