i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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