Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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