Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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