yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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