ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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