wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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