I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I will pee on everything he values.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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