i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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