she was so not down for the gang bang
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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