even my farts smell like vagina
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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