And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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