How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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