Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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