obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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