his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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