somebody snuck up and got me drunk
your room smells of hookers.
And success
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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