i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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