Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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