Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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