i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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