I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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