Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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