My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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