Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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