party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You smell like a Billy Joel song
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She's not a foreskin expert like you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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