hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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