thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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