Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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