One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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