He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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