Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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