if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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