I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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