I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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