Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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