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I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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