HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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