You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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