Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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