what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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