Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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