so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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