She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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