but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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