I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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