He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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