He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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