you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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