Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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