Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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