their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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