Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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